How Teachers Amuse Themselves in High School

How Teachers Amuse Themselves in High School
From: Andre, Philip (biology teacher) (not the world's greatest speller)
Sent: Monday, February 23, 2009 1:27 PM
To: (All teachers)
Subject: Remembering those who are lost (including rodents)

Just thought all of you who have not given up hope. Dave Saylor's hamster (who was lost around this time last year) has been found! He never made it out of the Biology Room. Phil

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From: Pienta, Maryellen
Sent: Tuesday, February 24, 2009 9:58 AM
To: Andre, Philip
Subject: RE: Remembering those who are lost (including rodents)

Is he a former shadow of himself?

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From: Andre, Philip
Sent: Tuesday, February 24, 2009 9:59 AM
To: Pienta, Maryellen
Subject: RE: Remembering those who are lost (including rodents)

I don't think he would cast a shadow. Yes he is dead

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From: Pienta, Maryellen
Sent: Tuesday, February 24, 2009 11:58 AM
To: Andre, Philip
Subject: RE: Remembering those who are lost (including rodents)

Can you get a photo of his remains for me?

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From: Andre, Philip
Sent: Tuesday, February 24, 2009 12:11 PM
To: Pienta, Maryellen
Subject: RE: Remembering those who are lost (including rodents)

I will try to pry him loose. He is stuck between a rock (the drywall) and a hard place (a steal bar)

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(Photo below by David Brown, Sigonella Information Specialist, the guy with all the information! You really can't see "the remains," but the remains of the remains are clear.)